Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Pero las llamas son peligrosas. Si usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted gritar: ¡Cuidado! ¡Llamas! Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I’m finished with you!

This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden, violent comedy. I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my fwiend… Biggus… Dickus? Is your wife a goer, eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more!

Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how’d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.