I’m afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. I’m Brian, and so’s my wife! Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I’m finished with you!
All right, settle down. Settle down… Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you’re not getting your hair cut, unless you’ve got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you’ve had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.