Grooming



Stwike him, Centuwion! Stwike him vewy wuffly! Oh, what wouldn’t I give to be spat at in the face? I sometimes hang awake at night, dreaming of being spat at in the face Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I’m finished with you! We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

There’s no Messiah in here. There’s a mess all right, but no Messiah. Now go away! Pero las llamas son peligrosas. Si usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted gritar: ¬°Cuidado! ¬°Llamas!

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it? Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx claims it was offside.

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert! Get on with it! Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. “We the People’s Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.”

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens’ clothing, and hang around in bars. This is boring. Let’s go watch a stoning.