Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it’s hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or […]
Mr. Worf, you sound like a man who’s asking his friend if he can start dating his sister. Damage report! Fear is the true enemy, the only enemy. I’ll alert the crew. We have a saboteur aboard. Fate. It protects fools, little children, and ships named “Enterprise.” Did you come here for something in particular […]
Computer, belay that order. That might’ve been one of the shortest assignments in the history of Starfleet. When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? Travel time to the nearest starbase? Mr. Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? Could someone survive […]