Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church’s Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the “Skip’s Scramble”, an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip’s Scramble. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did “nothing” cancel? I’m not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].
Great, now I’m gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I’ve always been deeply passi