Trainers


Seven Fjord

Seven was born in Berlin, Germany. She has been training horses since she was 15 years old.

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Maia “Bug” Dillon

Maia has been training horses in Dressage for 30 years. Your shields were failing, sir. I am your worst nightmare! Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches… and Bularian canap├ęs?

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Betsy Paint

Get on with it! I’m not a roman mum, I’m a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I’m kosher mum, I’m a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

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Francine Vanner

Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off! It’s not pining, it’s passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It’s a […]

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Bernadette Morgan

I’m afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. I’m Brian, and so’s my wife! Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I’m finished with you! All right, settle down. Settle down… Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of […]

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